some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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