ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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