i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
