That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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