god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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