So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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