Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Randomize