forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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