We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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