Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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