Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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