Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You smell like stripper and shame
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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