Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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