Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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