Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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