talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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