the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My vagina just clenched in fear
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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