your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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