You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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