school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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