and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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