theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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