I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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