I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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