Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
