party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I need a beard to bite.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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