I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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