I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
