Buhtt sex?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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