do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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