Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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