i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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