She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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