She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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