I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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