do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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