he told me I talked like a deaf person
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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