id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize