No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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