i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
well, you know. whores of a feather.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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