Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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