kristin has been a bad kristin
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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