did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Randomize
