I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Houston, we have a squirter
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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