So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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