do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
this will be a night to untag.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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