Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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