mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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