I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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