But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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