I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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