Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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