I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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