singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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